A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing

22/09/2025
27/10/2025

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing

Host: The city evening was restless, soaked in the soft amber glow of streetlights and the distant buzz of conversation spilling from crowded restaurants. Rain had fallen earlier — the pavement glistened, reflecting the world upside down, a shimmering contradiction of chaos and beauty.

Inside a late-night diner, the kind that always smelled faintly of coffee, burnt toast, and neon nostalgia, Jack sat at the counter, sleeves rolled up, tie loosened, eyes sharp, yet tired. Jeeny was next to him, sipping tea, flipping through a crumpled copy of a women’s magazine left behind on the seat.

The soft hum of an old jukebox filled the silence, playing something from the ‘80s — steady, melancholic, but alive.

Jeeny: reading aloud, dryly “Caitlin Moran once said, ‘A majority of women’s magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.’”

Jack: snorts softly “Yeah, that sounds about right. People love their heroes — as long as their heels don’t clash with the carpet.”

Jeeny: smirking “You say that like it’s funny.”

Jack: “It is funny. Pathetic, sure. But mostly funny. The world says it wants strong women, then gets distracted by their shoes. It’s like clapping for a firework show and complaining the sparks got too bright.”

Host: The diner lights flickered, their reflection trembling on the chrome counter. Jeeny closed the magazine, fingers tracing the glossy cover — an actress in a shimmering gown, her headline bold and shallow all at once.

Jeeny: “It’s not funny to me. It’s exhausting. You’d think after centuries of fighting for space, women could at least have their achievements discussed without someone bringing up their wardrobe.”

Jack: “But that’s the thing — it’s not just the media, Jeeny. People eat that up. The public wants gods they can reach — or tear down. You can’t sell perfection, so you sell imperfection dressed as personality.”

Jeeny: “You mean hypocrisy dressed as curiosity.”

Jack: grinning “Exactly.”

Jeeny: “You think it’s harmless — this obsession with image. But every time they trivialize a woman’s work by focusing on her looks, they tell the next generation that it doesn’t matter how hard you climb, someone’s still watching your ankles.”

Jack: “And yet… the magazines still sell. Even women buy them.”

Jeeny: “Because they’re trained to. It’s not addiction — it’s indoctrination.”

Host: The waitress passed, the scent of grease and coffee lingering like an old habit. The rain outside began again — gentle, rhythmic, like a memory repeating itself.

Jack: “So what do you want then, Jeeny? A world where nobody cares about beauty?”

Jeeny: “No. I want a world where beauty doesn’t erase brilliance. Where a woman can win a Nobel Prize and the headline isn’t about her dress.”

Jack: “But isn’t that part of human nature — to notice the surface? We’re visual creatures. You can’t separate attraction from admiration.”

Jeeny: “But you can decide which one deserves the headline. You can control where the camera points.”

Jack: “And who’s holding the camera?”

Jeeny: smiles sadly “Usually, not us.”

Host: The window glass fogged as steam from their cups rose, curling like invisible thoughts. Jack’s reflection glimmered beside Jeeny’s — two worlds mirrored, one skeptical, one defiant.

Jack: “You make it sound like every journalist is out to undermine women.”

Jeeny: “Not every journalist — just every lazy one. It’s easier to describe a woman’s shoes than her soul.”

Jack: chuckles softly “Now that’s poetic.”

Jeeny: “It’s reality. Look at history — Cleopatra remembered for her seduction, not her strategy. Marie Antoinette, for her dresses, not her diplomacy. Even now — women in politics, business, art — they can’t just be brilliant. They have to look brilliant too. And if they don’t, they’re torn apart.”

Jack: “And if they do, they’re called fake.”

Jeeny: “Exactly. You can’t win when the rules are written by people who profit from your insecurity.”

Host: The neon sign outside buzzed, flickering the word “Open” in red across the glass — like a warning and a promise all at once. The rain deepened, drumming against the windows, the sound blending with the slow rhythm of the jukebox.

The city outside blurred — bright faces behind umbrellas, fleeting, fragile, free.

Jack: “You know, there’s something ironic about all this. Men are expected to perform, women are expected to appear. Maybe that’s why men burn out and women disappear.”

Jeeny: “Disappear?”

Jack: “Yeah. Because they’re seen before they’re heard. And when the seeing stops, the world moves on.”

Jeeny: “That’s the tragedy — women are told their power lies in being seen. But the real power has always been in being remembered.”

Jack: “You really believe that?”

Jeeny: “Completely. Remembered not for their faces, or their fashion — but for their fire.”

Host: The light from the counter lamp cast a halo on Jeeny’s face — calm, steady, fierce. Jack watched her in silence, a flicker of recognition in his eyes — not pity, but respect.

Jack: “So you’d rather a world where nobody cared about beauty at all?”

Jeeny: “No. I’d rather a world where beauty isn’t a distraction from truth. Where a woman’s shoes aren’t more interesting than her revolution.”

Jack: quietly “Good luck selling that on a magazine cover.”

Jeeny: “You don’t have to sell it. You just have to live it. Every time a woman chooses to speak instead of apologize, that’s a headline. Every time she refuses to shrink for comfort, that’s a revolution — quiet, but real.”

Jack: “You talk like you’ve lived it.”

Jeeny: “Every woman has.”

Host: The silence swelled, filled with the quiet hum of the world going on — cars passing, cups clinking, life continuing despite contradiction. Jeeny’s eyes softened, looking out at the rain.

Jack followed her gaze, his expression changing — from skepticism to something else: understanding, perhaps. Or guilt.

Jack: “You know, I once wrote an article about a female scientist. Smartest person I’d ever interviewed. But my editor changed the headline to —” he laughs bitterly “‘Brainy and Beautiful: The Lab Coat Never Looked So Good.’”

Jeeny: “And you let it print.”

Jack: “Yeah. I did. Because I wanted to keep my job.”

Jeeny: “And that’s how it happens. Not through hate. Through silence.”

Jack: “So what, I’m the villain now?”

Jeeny: “No. Just the reflection. The system doesn’t survive on monsters, Jack. It survives on compromise.”

Host: The rain slowed, then stopped. The diner door opened, a gust of cold air sweeping in — fresh, clean, uncertain. Somewhere outside, a street musician began to play — a soft, melancholic guitar, notes trembling like small acts of defiance.

Jack: “Maybe you’re right, Jeeny. Maybe it’s time people start listening instead of looking.”

Jeeny: “It’s not about men versus women, Jack. It’s about truth versus distraction. We’ve built a culture where even brilliance must wear heels. Maybe the first act of rebellion is just… taking them off.”

Jack: half-smiling “You’d make a terrible editor.”

Jeeny: grinning “Or the only honest one.”

Host: The camera pulls back slowly — the diner now a glow of warmth against the dark, two silhouettes sharing quiet laughter as the city hums outside. The magazine lies open on the counter, a half-empty cup leaving a coffee ring over the headline — like a mark of quiet rebellion.

The guitar music fades into the rhythm of footsteps, the rain returning softly, cleansing the night.

In the glow of neon, Moran’s words linger like smoke:
that the world celebrates women for amazing things,
but fears them for being unapologetically human.

The screen fades, leaving behind a single image —
a pair of shoes abandoned by the door,
and the sound of rain falling on freedom.

Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran

British - Journalist Born: April 5, 1975

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