I don't know what I did to my main bass. I've poured makeup into

I don't know what I did to my main bass. I've poured makeup into

22/09/2025
27/10/2025

I don't know what I did to my main bass. I've poured makeup into it, I've bashed it around - and we've gone in the back and cleaned it up... It sounds amazing and one of a kind at this point, but it picks up a really decent radio signal if you're anywhere near an antenna.

I don't know what I did to my main bass. I've poured makeup into

Host: The night air inside the warehouse was dense with the smell of amplifiers, sweat, and soldered wires. The world outside had gone quiet hours ago, but here — in this strange temple of distortion and feedback — the air still vibrated with the aftershock of sound.

The floor was littered with cables, pedals, beer bottles, and half-assembled instruments. A single lamp hung low from the rafters, throwing a cone of amber light over Jack, who crouched on the floor beside a bass guitar that looked more like an artifact than an instrument. Its paint was chipped, its pickups dented, and the strings looked like they’d survived wars.

Across from him, Jeeny sat cross-legged on an overturned amp, her hands wrapped around a cup of cold coffee, her eyes glinting with that particular awe reserved for people who understand that chaos and beauty are sometimes the same thing.

Jeeny: “Justin Chancellor once said, ‘I don’t know what I did to my main bass. I’ve poured makeup into it, I’ve bashed it around — and we’ve gone in the back and cleaned it up... It sounds amazing and one of a kind at this point, but it picks up a really decent radio signal if you’re anywhere near an antenna.’

Jack: (grinning) “Now that’s poetry — accidental, gritty, divine. The kind that smells like burnt circuits and bad decisions.”

Jeeny: “It’s more than that. It’s philosophy disguised as chaos. He’s saying art isn’t about perfection — it’s about the scars.”

Jack: “You always romanticize destruction.”

Jeeny: “Because it’s honest. You don’t get sound like that from something untouched. You get it from damage — from the story inside the material.”

Host: The lamp buzzed, a faint electric hum bleeding into the quiet. Somewhere outside, a train passed, its low rumble joining the ghostly reverb of a bassline that seemed to still echo through the concrete.

Jack: “You think he meant to make it pick up radio signals?”

Jeeny: (laughing) “Of course not. That’s the beauty of it. The universe decided to jam with him.”

Jack: “So you’re saying his instrument became haunted.”

Jeeny: “No. I’m saying it became alive. It absorbed every bruise, every spill, every mistake — and now it speaks its own language.”

Host: Jack lifted the bass, strumming it once. The note that came out was low, distorted, a living vibration that crawled through the floorboards. The soundboard crackled, and faintly — impossibly — the soft voice of a radio DJ bled through, speaking half words, half ghosts.

Jack: “(smirking) You hear that? We’ve got company.”

Jeeny: “You can’t script that kind of magic. That’s what makes his quote amazing — it’s about surrender. About letting go of control and finding genius in the glitch.”

Jack: “You think that’s what Tool’s been doing all this time? Turning noise into scripture?”

Jeeny: “Absolutely. Chancellor, Jones, Carey — they don’t play notes, Jack. They sculpt frequencies of feeling. They find order in distortion. That’s the kind of art that doesn’t imitate life — it summons it.”

Host: The sound faded, leaving behind the faint buzz of the amp, a heartbeat made of current. Jack leaned back, the old bass across his lap, his eyes tracing its surface like a cartographer reading scars.

Jack: “You know, I’ve had this guitar for ten years. The neck’s warped, frets are shot, the electronics hum like a dying bee. But when I play it… it still feels like me. Like it’s memorized my mistakes.”

Jeeny: “Then you understand him perfectly. The best instruments remember who you were when you played them. They hold your ghosts — and they give them back as sound.”

Jack: “That’s why it’s one of a kind.”

Jeeny: “Exactly. Every dent is biography. Every crack is tone.”

Host: The lamp flickered, dimming for a second before returning. The room seemed smaller, more intimate, as if the very air had tuned itself to their rhythm.

Jack: “You know, I like the idea of a broken thing picking up radio signals. Like the world trying to speak through the damage.”

Jeeny: “Maybe that’s what all great artists do — pick up transmissions the rest of us can’t hear.”

Jack: “So the instrument’s not just a tool. It’s an antenna.”

Jeeny: “Yes. And the artist is the conductor — not of electricity, but emotion.”

Host: The bass hummed again, vibrating gently, as if it agreed. The faint sound of static filled the room — soft, almost tender — before fading back into silence.

Jeeny: “You know what else that quote means to me? It’s about intimacy. The way musicians treat their instruments like living companions — flawed, beloved, irreplaceable. That bass, for Justin, isn’t just a thing. It’s a diary.”

Jack: “Written in distortion.”

Jeeny: “Exactly.”

Host: Jack strummed again, this time softer. The note echoed, warm and imperfect, shimmering through the concrete.

Jack: “You ever think life’s like that? We bash ourselves around, spill things we shouldn’t, and still somehow make a sound that matters?”

Jeeny: “Yes. And if you’re lucky, that sound — that messy, electric hum — ends up reaching someone else’s frequency.”

Jack: “Even if it’s just static.”

Jeeny: “Even then. Because even static is proof you’re tuned to something.”

Host: The camera panned slowly around them — the instruments, the wires, the glow of the lone lamp — all part of a small, accidental symphony. Jack and Jeeny sat in that fragile stillness where imperfection becomes holy.

Jeeny leaned forward, touching the old bass lightly, her fingertips grazing the worn fretboard.

Jeeny: “You see, Jack — when Chancellor says it’s amazing, he’s not boasting. He’s marveling. At how destruction can create new resonance. How the world, when you let it interfere, can become part of your song.”

Jack: “So the goal isn’t purity. It’s interference.”

Jeeny: “Yes. Because perfection is sterile. But interference — that’s where life leaks in.”

Host: The final shot lingers on the bass, lying across the floor, the faint hum of an unseen radio pulsing through it. A voice — distorted, distant, half-swallowed by static — murmurs something indecipherable.

And as the sound fades into silence, Justin Chancellor’s words echo softly through the space, resonating like truth in distortion:

That art doesn’t need to be clean to be beautiful —
it just needs to be alive.

Every crack, every spill, every signal bleeding through the noise
is proof that creation and chaos
were always meant to play the same song.

Justin Chancellor
Justin Chancellor

English - Musician Born: November 19, 1971

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