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The American humorist and television host Johnny Carson, master of wit and sly truth-telling, once declared: “Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.” Cloaked in laughter, his words pierce to a deeper truth about the paradox of marriage—that it brings both health and hardship, both longevity and weariness. For though the bond of matrimony is said to sustain a man’s body, it also weighs upon his spirit with trials, responsibilities, and endless compromise. In this jest we find not cruelty, but wisdom: that marriage, like life itself, is a union of blessing and burden.

To say that married men live longer is no mere joke; it is supported by the observations of science and society. The married man is often steadied by the rhythm of companionship, watched over by a partner who tends to his needs, and rooted in the duties of family that keep him from ruinous solitude. Thus, the bond of marriage shields him from the dangers of neglect, from the isolation that consumes the lonely, from the reckless habits that thrive in bachelorhood. In this way, the vow of union becomes a silent guardian of health and years.

But Carson’s irony reminds us of the other side: the married man is more willing to die. For in marriage he finds not only comfort, but conflict; not only companionship, but contention. He is pressed beneath the daily burdens of duty—the quarrels, the compromises, the endless negotiations of life with another will. In jest, Carson suggests that such strain may weary a man to the point where death itself seems not a terror, but a release. This is not hatred of marriage, but recognition of its cost: for every joy it brings, it also demands sacrifice, and sacrifice is seldom easy.

History gives us vivid portraits of this truth. Consider the life of Socrates, the philosopher of Athens. His wife, Xanthippe, was said to be sharp of tongue and difficult of temper. Ancient writers often jested that Socrates’ calm wisdom was forged in the fires of enduring her. They claimed that her presence made him long for the peace of death, though he never abandoned her. And yet, perhaps it was precisely this trial that sharpened his patience and gave him the strength to face death with such serenity. Here we see Carson’s jest embodied: the married man lives with endurance, but endures so much that he is unafraid of dying.

Yet Carson’s words must not be taken as despair. They are a reminder that the paradox of marriage is its very power: it both prolongs life and deepens the struggle of living. It keeps a man alive in body while challenging him in spirit. And is this not the true work of love? To comfort and to test, to heal and to demand, to give joy and to shape character through difficulty? The married man may sigh at his burdens, but through them he becomes more human, more complete, more prepared to face the end with dignity.

The lesson for us is clear: do not seek in marriage only ease, nor imagine that it is only a path of delight. Know that it is both—guardian of life and teacher through trial. If you are married, embrace both gifts: the care that prolongs your days, and the hardships that teach you endurance. If you are single, do not mock the burden of the married, for they labor in a school of discipline that shapes their souls. And above all, let laughter, like Carson’s, be your companion—for humor is the oil that keeps the gears of union from grinding into despair.

Practical wisdom flows from this: in your marriage, remember to balance burden with joy. Do not let the weight of quarrels consume you; temper them with laughter, with gratitude, with small acts of kindness. When you feel weary, remind yourself that the very struggles you endure are shaping patience and character within you. And when you laugh at the irony of your trials, you will find that even the desire for release turns into resilience.

Thus, let the words of Johnny Carson endure as jest and as counsel: marriage makes life longer, but it also makes it heavier. Yet in that heaviness is hidden a gift—for the man who bears the load with humor and love will not only live long, but live deeply, and when the end comes, he will meet it with the peace of one who has truly lived.