The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long
The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.
Host: The morning sun spilled lazily through the kitchen window, illuminating dust particles that danced in the air like slow-motion confetti. The coffee machine hissed, the toast popped, and the clock on the wall ticked with the relentless rhythm of routine.
Jack stood by the counter, shirt half-tucked, tie hanging loose, eyes fixed on his phone. His grey eyes were sharp but tired — the kind of tired that comes not from work, but from living too long in quiet proximity to someone you once burned for.
Jeeny sat at the small dining table, legs crossed, newspaper spread open, her hair falling over her shoulder. She looked peaceful — but it was the peace that hovers before a storm.
On the counter, a small radio played faintly, and the comedian’s voice drifted through the static:
"The key to a happy marriage," Romesh Ranganathan joked, "is myself being absent for long periods of time. If I were around the house more, we’d be divorced."
Jeeny looked up. “You ever think he’s actually right?”
Jack smirked. “About what — that love survives on absence?”
Host: The sunlight hit the side of Jack’s face, outlining the faint creases near his mouth — the kind made by years of holding back what he really wanted to say.
Jeeny: “No. That too much closeness can kill what’s supposed to be intimate.”
Jack: pouring his coffee “So, what — you’re saying love’s better when it’s part-time?”
Jeeny: shrugs, half smiling “Maybe. Sometimes love needs space to breathe. You know — to miss the other person. Familiarity’s dangerous.”
Jack: “Dangerous?”
Jeeny: “Yeah. It turns passion into habits. Admiration into annoyance. It makes the extraordinary feel… routine.”
Host: A small pause filled the kitchen. The sound of a car starting outside, the faint shouts of kids walking to school — ordinary life moving on without their consent.
Jack: leaning against the counter, voice low “So, what — the secret to a good marriage is pretending it’s not one?”
Jeeny: looking at him now, directly “The secret is remembering it’s two people, not one story.”
Host: The silence after her words was heavy. Jack sipped his coffee, though it had already gone cold.
Jack: “You sound like you’ve rehearsed that line.”
Jeeny: “Maybe I have.” beat “You travel so much these days, Jack. Sometimes I wonder if we’d even know how to live together again — full-time.”
Jack: “You’d get bored of me in a week.”
Jeeny: smiling faintly “No. I’d get frustrated in three days, nostalgic by day five, and homicidal by day seven.”
Host: They both laughed, but the laughter came out uneven — part amusement, part confession.
Jack: “That’s marriage, huh? A slow-motion argument between missing someone and tolerating them.”
Jeeny: “Exactly. And maybe that’s okay. Maybe that’s what keeps it alive.”
Host: The light outside shifted as clouds moved across the sky, casting brief shadows over the kitchen tiles. The air smelled of burnt toast.
Jack: “You ever think people aren’t built for it? Monogamy, I mean. A lifetime with one person — the same jokes, the same fights, the same morning breath. Maybe the whole thing’s a social illusion.”
Jeeny: quietly, but with fire “Maybe it’s not about the illusion, Jack. Maybe it’s about the effort. You think happiness just appears because you pick the right person? No — it’s a daily rebuild. Like a house constantly under renovation.”
Jack: “That sounds exhausting.”
Jeeny: “So is life. Doesn’t mean you walk out every time it gets messy.”
Host: Her voice carried that familiar tone — soft but unyielding, the sound of a woman who has lost and rebuilt faith too many times to count.
Jack: “You make it sound like work. Shouldn’t love be… easier?”
Jeeny: “No. Easy things don’t last. The only reason you still love comedy, or architecture, or whiskey, is because they don’t always give you what you want. They make you earn it.”
Host: Jack stared at her, the steam from his cup rising like smoke between them.
Jack: “So absence makes the heart grow fonder, and presence makes it grow… resentful?”
Jeeny: grinning softly “Presence makes it grow honest.”
Host: A small bird landed on the windowsill, shook the rain off its feathers, then flew away — a brief, wordless metaphor they both ignored but silently understood.
Jack: “You know, Romesh might be right though. Maybe we’re all just better partners in theory. We love the idea of being loved — not the maintenance of it.”
Jeeny: “Maybe. But isn’t that the beauty of it too? That you stay, even after the idea fades, and all that’s left is the person — flawed, present, annoying, real.”
Host: The clock ticked louder now, marking time as if to mock them. Jack’s phone buzzed — an email, another project, another city.
Jeeny noticed. “Work?”
Jack: “Yeah. London this time. Two weeks.”
Jeeny: smiling, but with a sadness beneath “Perfect. Just long enough for us to miss each other again.”
Host: He looked at her — not the way one looks at someone they’re leaving, but the way one looks at someone they still want to deserve.
Jack: “You ever think absence becomes a crutch? Like we start relying on it to avoid the real work — being together?”
Jeeny: “Maybe. But sometimes a crutch keeps you standing until you can walk again.”
Host: The light caught her eyes just then — deep, unwavering, alive. It was a look he remembered from years ago, back when love was new and loud and reckless.
Jeeny: “Jack… love doesn’t need us to be perfect. It just needs us to be honest. Even if the truth is that we need a little space to stay sane.”
Jack: after a pause “So, what’s the key to a happy marriage then?”
Jeeny: “Knowing when to leave the room — and when to come back.”
Host: The radio clicked to another song — something soft, acoustic, nostalgic. The smell of cooling toast lingered, forgotten.
Jack picked up his bag, slung it over his shoulder. For a moment, he just stood there — looking at her, memorizing the sunlight on her face.
Jack: “I’ll call you when I land.”
Jeeny: “You always do.”
Host: He walked out, the door clicking softly behind him. The camera lingered on Jeeny sitting at the table — a woman alone, but not lonely; her face calm, her hands folded around a still-warm cup.
She looked toward the window, watching a plane cut through the morning sky — a silver streak disappearing into distance.
And she smiled — not because he was gone, but because she knew he’d come back.
In the rhythm of absence and return, in the imperfect balance of space and belonging, they had found something rare — not flawless love, but living love.
A love that breathes, not just endures.
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