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Hear the sharp and satirical words of Andy Grove, legendary leader of Intel and prophet of the digital frontier: “Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.” These words are not a prophecy of law, but a wry reflection on human nature. Grove, who built empires on the strength of microchips, understood well both the majesty and the folly of the online world. His jest cuts deep: that much of what fills the Internet is not accomplishment but idle chatter, noise without substance, speech without effort.

In ages past, to speak in the public square required courage, presence, and often labor. The orator in Athens, the senator in Rome, the pamphleteer of revolution—all risked their names, their reputations, even their lives, to speak aloud. But the digital age opened the gates to all, allowing speech to flow without cost, without effort, without accountability. Grove, with his characteristic irony, imagined a rule that speech online should be earned, measured by actual accomplishment rather than by mere impulse. In doing so, he mocked both the chaos of the Internet and the futility of trying to govern it.

Consider the story of the printing press, when suddenly the words of the many, not only the elite, filled Europe with pamphlets, broadsheets, and tracts. It was a flood of voices—some noble, some foolish, some dangerous. Authorities sought to censor, to regulate, to demand licenses before words could be printed. Yet no barrier could stop the tide of mass expression once it had begun. So it is with the Internet: the flood of voices, both wise and foolish, cannot be controlled by decrees. Grove’s irony shines here: though Congress might dream of order, the online world will never submit to such tidy restrictions.

The deeper meaning of his words is not about actual legislation, but about discipline. Grove’s jest carries a hidden exhortation: that we should seek to use our time online for tasks of value, not only for endless commentary. To accomplish before speaking, to build before boasting, to labor before opining—this is the ethic he slyly invokes. For Grove himself was a man of relentless focus, who believed that true achievement came not from idle talk but from rigorous work. His humor, then, is also a rebuke: do not be content to add noise when you could add substance.

Yet his words also remind us of the eternal paradox of freedom. The Internet, like the ancient agora, gives voice to all—the wise, the foolish, the builders, the idlers. To silence the unproductive is to betray the freedom that makes the medium powerful; to allow unrestrained noise is to risk drowning wisdom in chaos. Grove’s imagined law dramatizes this tension. Though absurd, it makes us ask: how do we balance freedom with responsibility, expression with accomplishment, liberty with discipline?

The lesson for us is clear: we cannot, and should not, silence voices—but we can govern ourselves. Each person must strive to bring more than noise into the world. Before you speak, ask: Have I built something, learned something, understood something worth sharing? Let your voice add value, not merely distraction. Let your words carry the weight of effort, not the emptiness of idleness. In this way, you fulfill the spirit of Grove’s jest, without the need for any law.

Therefore, beloved listener, take action. Let your time online be balanced: create before you comment, accomplish before you critique, labor before you speak. Share not only opinion, but experience; not only reaction, but reflection. By doing so, you rise above the sea of idle noise, becoming a voice of clarity, strength, and purpose.

Thus the words of Andy Grove endure, half in jest and half in truth: “Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet…” Though no such law will come, let his humor be your teacher. For the true law lies within: the discipline to ensure that your voice, when raised, carries the weight of action, the dignity of accomplishment, and the spark of wisdom that makes freedom worthwhile.