I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing

I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing

Lisa Lampanelli
22/09/2025
22/09/2025

I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.

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I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing
Lisa Lampanelli
Lisa Lampanelli

American - Comedian Born: July 19, 1961

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I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.

Lisa Lampanelli

I'm obsessed with reality TV anyway - I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to get more people to sign up to be fans.

Lisa Lampanelli

The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual,' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.

Lisa Lampanelli

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

Lisa Lampanelli

I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I'll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.

Lisa Lampanelli
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