I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Steven Wright

American - Comedian Born: December 6, 1955

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Steven Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Steven Wright

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

Steven Wright

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel.

Steven Wright

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

Steven Wright

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You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It's all part of life.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

With the author

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

Same category

One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.

I don't believe in celebrating my birthday or in having a party.

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections.

I have a very good relation with rain. When I was born in Orissa, there were severe floods. Even now it rains on my birthday.

If Congress can move President's Day, Columbus Day and, alas, Martin Luther King's Birthday celebration for the convenience of shoppers, shouldn't they at least consider moving Election Day for the convenience of voters?

My birthday is two days before Valentine's Day so it has always been about that rather than romance.

You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It's all part of life.

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