I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.

Mitch Hedberg
22/09/2025
22/09/2025

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg

American - Comedian February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

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