If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers
22/09/2025
22/09/2025

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers

American - Comedian June 8, 1933 - September 4, 2014

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My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Joan Rivers

I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can't change what happened.

Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Joan Rivers

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.

Joan Rivers

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Joan Rivers
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