With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her

Rodney Dangerfield
22/09/2025
22/09/2025

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

American - Comedian November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

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